Documentation of the experiences of a group of wenches and biznatches (here used as a gender-neutral term) as they attempt to read 50 books in a year, while under the influence of various amounts of wine.

Tuesday

Book #2 - Naked Barbie Torsos?

Ok, ok, so it isn't really called Naked Barbie Torsos, but I think that would be a pretty clever title, an homage to a friend I had in high school. But I digress.

What I actually read for my second book was Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim by David Sedaris. Yeah, I realize that I ended 2005 with a Gaiman/Sedaris combo, but I really needed to read myself a path through the pile of books next to my bed. Also, I really like them both, so there. Stop trying to spoil my joy!!!

Anyway, I really enjoyed this book as well, it had more craziness with his family than the previous one I read. I especially liked the description of his oldest sister's home: "...the house itself had a way of aging things. Stand outside and you looked, if not young, then at least relatively carefree. Step indoors and you automatically put on twenty years and a 401(k) plan." In this book, we got to spend significant time with most of his family members and like whenever I visit my family, it made me think that though I like to visit, I don't know that my sanity could take it if I lived there.

We also get to learn about the gun laws around the US and the holiday traditions of various European countries that he has visited. I feel that the Christmas eve goodnight that Dutch children get is probably the most therapy-inducing: "Listen, you may want to pack a few of your things together before going to bed. The former bishop of Turkey will be coming along with 6 to 8 black men. They might put candy in your shoes, they might stuff you into a sack and take you to Spain, or they might just pretend to kick you. We don't know for sure, but we want you to be prepared." Ah, the holiday magic. It just fills the air.

He also has observed just how much his home in Tuscany looks like it could easily be occupied by a serial killer from a horror movie. Really, who hasn't thought that at one time or another?

Anyway, I'd recommend this book. 8 somethings out of 10 other things!

PS: Nope, no Gaiman or Sedaris for at least 1 book. Currently, I am reading a book that was later made into a major motion picture (because no book was ever made into a minor motion picture). Who can guess what book?

1 comment:

Nia Emul said...

Answer to your question:
Any of Neil Gaiman's brilliant books that studios keep saying they want to make into a major motion picture.

More hints? Ok: Helena Bonham Carter had a role in the movie version. No more info. Guess, people, guess!

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